Recently, my wife bought a pillow. A day later I bought a gun. And we were talking about them. . . .
My wife: “If you had bought this pillow for me on Valentine’s Day I would have hugged you.”
Me: “If you had bought this [here I point at the rifle] on Valentine’s Day I would have hugged you.”
My wife laughs at this.
Me: “Seriously.”
My wife: “I would never buy you a gun.”
Me: “But what if I told you which gun to buy?”
My wife: “That would take the fun out of it.”
Me: “Yeah.”
And I think to myself: Yeah, I should probably buy my own guns.
My wife is awesome.
